theconnotationsofdisaster:

grooveymutation:

themad-hattar:

lilygetsfit:

YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY

WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE

AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG

WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS

‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE

READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING

I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING

OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER

AND A MEANINGFUL METER

MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME

THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY

OH MY GOD.

And then I died…

LMAOOOOOO

tcactus:

danisplayground:

And “the box”… and my special drawer….

Oh hell… I’m screwed, they probably already know.

Don’t worry about the hard drive- just take the damn computer. My posthumous gift to you lol.

(via imgTumble)

gaws:

High Fidelity, 2000

fuckyeahtattoos:

My favourite tattoo.

Actually went in to see my artist Ian McAlister at Red Hot and Blue in Edinburgh to book in getting my sleeve finished when all of a sudden he asked if I like guns and hearts and free tattoo’s, as my answer was yes, he tried out this new style he was working on. I love it.